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Burma

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Laughingstock

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

SAGE mentality

"America’s leaders since 1980"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

Libyan Crude Oil

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

Statue of Security

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

A world divided by the war

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Myanmar coup

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"It's the new Trump Tower..."