Current Affair Follower Prints

Burma

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Laughingstock

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"America’s leaders since 1980"

SAGE mentality

Mission Kinda Accomplished

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

Libyan Crude Oil

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

Statue of Security

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!