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"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

Supermarket Merge

Exchange Rate.

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

"He downgraded Apple."

'Get out there and keep your job!'

V-O Day

Euro against the Dollar.

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'racism is the new black.'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

Business isn't booming.

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.