Finance Observer T-Shirts

'I used to read THAT-waste of time!'

"How's this for a press release - our obscenely high bonuses are to be rationalised and understood as mimetic desire."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"That shirt is so last year."

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Euro against the Dollar.

Exchange Rate.

"He downgraded Apple."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

The Red Carpet

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Supermarket Merge

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

V-O Day

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Business isn't booming.

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"