Currency Contemplator T-Shirts

"I'm not sure about this one."

Euro crisis

"The trouble with young people today is they don't know the value of a dollar!"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Experts through the ages.

"Shall we put it in play?"

The Anti-Materialist

Coronavirus Debate

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

US Dollar weakens.

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Boyfriend Shirt.

Republicans have me feeling reflective about capitalism, in a good way. Uh, oh. You've been with the company 20 years. I appreciate that kind of loyalty. I just want you to know that. Thanks. It also makes me realize that you have few other job options and thus are more or less subject to my whims regarding pay and benefits. Okay, pep talk over. Enjoy your day. Hang on, I could maybe possibly get a job at Coffee King!

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

Money isn't everything, but then, what is?

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Apocalipsis

Questioning

Balancing Act.

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

Magician producing the Euro

Albert Camus.

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Is $8.5 million really worth all this?'