Currency Contemplator T-Shirts

"I'm not sure about this one."

Euro crisis

"The trouble with young people today is they don't know the value of a dollar!"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Experts through the ages.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Coronavirus Debate

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

US Dollar weakens.

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Money isn't everything, but then, what is?

Boyfriend Shirt.

Balancing Act.

Apocalipsis

Questioning

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

Magician producing the Euro

Albert Camus.

'Is $8.5 million really worth all this?'

Israeli soldier

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

"I'm going on a retreat."