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I know, isn't if funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Be creative...!"

Sheep In Curlers

Curling your hair for no reason

"Nice haircut."

Two men in barber shop

A perm for a woman and her dog.

GURLERS

Georgian head-dress

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Today's Rapunzel

An afterthought/An afrothought

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

"Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Your shampoo delivery is here!"

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

PERM vs FREELANCE

I love my hair straighteners.

"Write what you know. Write about male-pattern baldness."

"Naturally curly hair."

Trump dries his hair with hot air

"I'll come back when you ditch the eighties-hair, Rapunzel.

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'