Curious Wordsmith Mugs

'The ladykin lived in a mickle biggin of cipolin.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Cat Towels

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Best Seller

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

Mother Goose's Haiku

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

Accountant Manqué

Shakespeare Ave

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

'He never listened to his mother!'

A Poet

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

You trip on it, you buy it.

Sharp Eyes

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

Bagel problems.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Bell Hop

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."