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'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'Is my biological clock on standard or daylight savings time?'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Jr. cloning kit

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Honey Wallah

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

G.P.S. For the Home

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"He's a fussy eater."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"