Curious Kiddos Prints

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'Is my biological clock on standard or daylight savings time?'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

Jr. cloning kit

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

Honey Wallah

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

G.P.S. For the Home

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

"He's a fussy eater."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'