Curious Caveman Enthusiasts Gifts

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Jurassic Parking Lot

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

The First Cone of Shame.

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Too much club."

I don

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"I love it!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

The man who discovered smoke

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"I call it angle-poise"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel