Curator Of Curiosity Gifts

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Weird! It's like you can read my mind"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

$1: Family Secrets

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Misunderstood artist

The Main Types of Cheese

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Convenience.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

The Rise of Modern Art

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Art of Surviving

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Closed for Renovation

Modern Portrait Gallery

The hall of bad ideas.

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Exhibition of Paint Colors.