Curator Of Curiosity Gifts

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

$1: Family Secrets

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

The Main Types of Cheese

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Misunderstood artist

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

The Rise of Modern Art

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Convenience.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Art of Surviving

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Closed for Renovation

Entomology Reference

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy