Curator Competitor Prints

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

TV-Man

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Misunderstood artist

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Convenience.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The Rise of Modern Art

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Art of Surviving

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Closed for Renovation

'Well, it's about time!'

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy