Cup Stacking T-Shirts

Bernie gets swept up by the cup-stacking craze.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

World Cup Fever

How About Serving Us For a Change

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I call it angle-poise"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Jobs for graduates

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

Book Neck

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

Aliens Coffee

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

F&E Coffee House. Hiring Baristas. We're looking for someone who will hit the grounds running!

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

I see you. I deny everything. I have PROOF that in order to keep your patrons coming back, you've quintupled the amount of caffeine in everything you sell. I SAID KEEP THOSE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES COMING!!! Anecdotal evidence is not the same thing as "proof." I see you.

As part of the divorce settlement, Bob takes over his ex-wife's small business.

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

I tripped just now over by your bathroom. If I took this to court, I could get six figures. But I'll settle out of court for a lifetime supply of free coffee and donuts. We just had a huge earthquake. If you fell, it was probably because of that. You guys failed to think ahead and put in bouncy floors. Get out.

Envy, gluttony, green and lust.

"Son, I told you this would happen if you didn't wear a cup!"

Starbucks closing 600 stores with 12,000 job cuts.

Whirled cup.