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Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Three Kinds of People

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Bitter End

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Full glass

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

The pessimist and the paranoid

'You could say I'm a pessimist. The glass isn't just half-empty, it's not even what I wanted to drink in the first place.'

"I'm not just about greed, Janet. I'm about greed with style."

How Gerald keeps going

'Don't you see Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 average dangerous, because you fantasised that it would bring about resentment.'

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

'Take the optimistic approach. When you sit down to eat, think of your stomach as being half full.'

"Waiter! My glass is half empty."

"Just popping next door to borrow a cuppa sugar."

The Mug Collector at Christmas

The Game Man: And is interested only in water as clear as gin - and twice as expensive.

"She always saw the glass as half empty, while I thought of it as half full. Now I see it as completely empty."

'Wow! That's some sexy looking club you've got there!'

'This study suggests that pessimists are a whole lot better at judging the true state of affairs than optimists...'

When pessimists live the dream.