Cup Half Empty Club T-Shirts

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Three Kinds of People

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Bitter End

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Full glass

"My glass is half empty"

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

'You could say I'm a pessimist. The glass isn't just half-empty, it's not even what I wanted to drink in the first place.'

The pessimist and the paranoid

'Take the optimistic approach. When you sit down to eat, think of your stomach as being half full.'

'Don't you see Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 average dangerous, because you fantasised that it would bring about resentment.'

How Gerald keeps going

"I'm not just about greed, Janet. I'm about greed with style."

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

"Waiter! My glass is half empty."

"Just popping next door to borrow a cuppa sugar."

"She always saw the glass as half empty, while I thought of it as half full. Now I see it as completely empty."

The Mug Collector at Christmas

The Game Man: And is interested only in water as clear as gin - and twice as expensive.

When pessimists live the dream.

'Wow! That's some sexy looking club you've got there!'