Cunning Collector Prints

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Turtle Hat

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Ice shelfie.

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'I call it a flat.'

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

It's great for pulling the birds!