Culture Clash Connoisseur Prints

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'Igloo!'

"Ming."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"Herb's from Texas."

The Kali De Milo.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Chinese History: Redwash

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Australia's role in the Asian century.

Burger stall at an art gallery

Holy Guacamole.

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"His painting is actually better than it looks..."

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Lawrence of Tasmania

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

The Painting Channel

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."