Cultural Theorists Mugs

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Alien David statue

Victor Hugo

"Now I really hate poetry."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Wifi in Hell

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Oymoticons

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Hipsters"

Made in China

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Say 'eh.'"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."