Cultural Scholar Mugs

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

Trilby - 'An atmosphere of bank-notes and gold'.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Flags

Victor Hugo

Alien David statue

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Oymoticons

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Made in China

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Didgeridoo

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.