Cultural Scholar Mugs

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

Trilby - 'An atmosphere of bank-notes and gold'.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Flags

Alien David statue

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Oymoticons

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Made in China

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

Didgeridoo

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."