Cultural Studies Lecturer Mugs

Great Chinese Dynasties

Flags

Alien David statue

Victor Hugo

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Oymoticons

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Made in China

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Kardiff.

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

All Hail the Matriarchy

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Didgeridoo

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."