Cultural Observation Pillows

Chinese Funerals.

"Nice try at being hip, boomer. . . but we don't actually sell eggs and hashtags!"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Selfie Stick

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Police Statetion

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Trump Tower

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

America's pastimes through British eyes

Abstraction and recognition

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

"Beware of avant-guard dog."

English man in Australia during christmas

"And did the pro football games begin right after the feast, Mrs. Kelly?"

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

Cubans against annexation to the USA

Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century

"Pardon me, but I couldn’t help noticing how well-behaved your children are. May I ask which medications they’re on?"

Today, it's chic to be cheap.

"Things that weren't racist or sexist last week, but this week are..."

"At least it`s making us spend more time together as a family."

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

'Breaking news, an E.U. directive is moving pancake Tuesday to Thursday...'

"I'll need a bigger one of these hat thingys." "Allen converts to Judaism in an attempt to conceal his bald spot"

Go To Sleep Britain...

Narcissus 2020