Cultural Motifs Pillows

Guess who?

'I'm on the plain.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Fist Bumper Cars

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Igor beaver.

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

Valentine

"Please stop using the phrase, 'I wasn't born yesterday'."

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

"I'm the patriarchy."

Jewish hospitals

'...Remember - You shouldn't play with your food!'

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

'We're the only country where cats refer to this as playing with a ball of string. Everywhere else it's known as football.'

'George, we could start an off shore bank with secret accounts. Surely, some tax dodger would find us then.'

Shoe shinespit shine.

"Do we kiss these people?"

'Themed night is next week.'

"Can they really make a Yale man a private?"

"Greetings, earthling. We used a complex algorithm to make sure we appeared to humankind in a form you would respect and trust."

Say "oy". "Oy"? It's a simple kvetch test.

'My wife! My best friend! My Walrus blubber!'

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

"I'm so sorry. Jose was such a good man."

'My wife doesn't understand me - she's Japanese.'

Domineering Cavewoman.

Lady sees bank sign: 'Time, Temperature and 'Whatever''.

Totem Pole

Santa Claus and the Year of the Rat