Cultural Memory T-Shirts

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Tourists

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Cossack dancers

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

I love Museum Shops

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Welsh Dragon

Snake Charming

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Welcome to the United States."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Little boy dragon

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"Wow, that kid does not like Georgia O'Keeffe."

'I'm on the plain.'

'What I like about Magaloof Tracey is it feels so foreign.'

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

What you wanted to be for Halloween...What you were.

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

Benefits of Living Abroad