Cultural Juxtapositions Aficionado Mugs

"Mum, dad . . . I'm Homosapiens."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

The Selfie

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"OMG, LOL!"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Hoxton map.

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

Bernard Levin

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Pagan God in church, "He's asking for political asylum."

Easter Island

"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."

'How God invented polish'

"The catalogue's no help, it just says 'we haven't a clue either'."

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

The Month of April

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Broken artefact in the museum

"Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?"

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

King Gama

Cultchah!