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Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

Showbiz Awards

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Time Machine Collision

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Why do you need so many computers?

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Succession 2

"Much ado list"

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

The sunglasses.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

In one ear/Out the other.

Conflict Resolution Training - Cancelled Due To Disagreement Over Venue.

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

YOU ARE HERE

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.