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Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

Showbiz Awards

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Time Machine Collision

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Why do you need so many computers?

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

Succession 2

"Much ado list"

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

The sunglasses.

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

No employee is indispensable, but Doreen came pretty close.

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

'OK, one more time. The first 'Star Wars' movie was 'Star Wars: IV'.'Star Wars:V' was the second movie...'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

In one ear/Out the other.

Conflict Resolution Training - Cancelled Due To Disagreement Over Venue.

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'