Cultural Festival Fan Mugs

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'What clan do you belong to?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Free Bird!"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Pearly King and Queen

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Liam Gallagher.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Running of the Brie

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

I came, I saw, I partied!

"It makes you look old."

'I love rock festivals!'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Pamplona Station