Cultural Elite Gifts

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'Greenwich in the Season'

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

Night of the Living Well-Read

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

Wussapalooka

'The Garrett Club'

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

"I'm a voracious amasser of reading material."

"Well gentlemen, I think it's time we rejoined the ladyboys."

Still Life Exhibit

"Doctor Bradford Harrington. Formerly of Westport and Palm Beach. And you?"

"Can you help me out? I'm a little bit short with my club dues."

"What are you pretending to be absorbed in?"

"Saint Bartholomew's Home for Trust Fund Brats"

"How's school? Have you made some cronies?"

"Your butler, your father and I are concerned that with grades like these, you'll just end up being part of the 99%."