Cultural Education Pillows

'Help! Culture!'

Flags

Tourists

Alien David statue

Victor Hugo

Omara Portuondo

"Now I really hate poetry."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Oymoticons

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Made in China

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

I love Museum Shops