Cultural Diversity Supporter Gifts

Immigration Isn't Working.

"Say - how would you like to be my friend? Maybe go to a bullfight and vote for me? Do you have your papers?"

Inclusive speech

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Statue of Female Executive

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"You're adopted."

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

Same Sex Wedding

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

Disparate housewives.

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"We pride ourself on diversity."

'Do you hire the handicapped?'