Cultural Diversity Admirer Gifts

"He knows about 40 words, but most of them are for snow."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Sun Worshipers

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Meanwhile...in Albania

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

Pearly Queen Gates

Australasia.

Happy everything to everybody.

European Loan to Greece

Notre Dame Fire

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

The dream of a rainbow nation goes up in smoke.

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

Gay adoption

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

'So we agree: having attained diversity, we must now categorize, coordinate and consolidate it.'

"We are all of the same opinion, Ms. Beckwith. What's more, we look like America."

'To listen to these people you'd think all our partners were white middle aged men who spent all their time agreeing with each other.'

Easter Island Candles.