Cultural Convo Comedian Mugs

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Yes, all at once!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'We like your style, but hate your substance.'

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

The Scottish Lawn

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"When did this game get started?"

"Any other skills?"

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

'Why did you leave your last job?' 'You would too, if they sold your desk and changed all the locks!'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

Keister Island

'I'm afraid there's be a resume mix up. We meant to call Grim C Reaper.'

"You've omitted your previous patient experience and recommendations from two other doctors."

'Your resume says that you were self employed and then you were fired?'

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Pot Needles

"Sure, we live in a cave but do we have to dress like we live in a cave?"

Opera Pickleball