Cultivation Coach Pillows

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Blue sky thinking

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Personal conker trainer.

The Other Cooperstown

'In Love'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'OK, now let's switch places.'