Cultivation Coach Mugs

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Blue sky thinking

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Personal conker trainer.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'In Love'

The Other Cooperstown

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."