Culinary Wisdom Seeker Mugs

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

La Table

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Bermuda Triangles

"Rump roast?"

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."