Culinary Traditionalist T-Shirts

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Microwave grudgingly in use.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I love these old decorations!"

Grandma's caf

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Full English Breakfast.

'Is this still America?'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Baptism Then and Now

Graffiti on guard's horse

Champagne at the hunt

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"