Culinary Traditionalist Prints

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Microwave grudgingly in use.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Is this still America?'

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Full English Breakfast.

Grandma's caf

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Champagne at the hunt

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'