Culinary Sharpshooter Pillows

Cooking Cowboy

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Soup of the month.

Garden.

Too much cilantro

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

I love Cannelloni

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Holiday Supplies

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"Please don't kill me."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Culinary surgery.

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Hard or soft science?'

The perfect man

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'