Culinary Secret Keeper Gifts

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'You know too much!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

Secret sweetie drawer...

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

Cheese Secret

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Keep a lid on it!'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'