Culinary Secret Keeper Gifts

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'You know too much!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Cheese Secret

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

'Keep a lid on it!'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'