Culinary Non-conformist Pillows

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Protest

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

The Mainstream

Do not think outside the box!

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Dare to be different.

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Sure, pal, whatever you say. Ha ha! The salmon is fresh."