Culinary Mischief Maker Mugs

"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'You still have breakfast and lunch on your dinner menu.'

The invisible man makes a pancake

Timpani for the devil

Mozart swimming.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."