Culinary Hygiene Humor Mugs

'Today's special is that the cook finally cleaned the grill.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"That's it. We’re toast."

Soup of the month.

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'The Burrito King.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Chef copy robot

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Carpe pizza"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'Do you want toast with that?'