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Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

"Can I get a number 2 with extra nuts?"

"I'll have the Eggs Benedict Arnold."

Minted Lamb: 'Oh, my god! I've won the lotto!'

Skeleton staff. No food to be consumed on these premises.

'You know what would go really well right now? A light sorbet to cleanse the palate.'

GM food

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Soup of the month.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'The Burrito King.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

A Club Sandwitch.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Better Not Squash.