Culinary Flirt Mugs

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Bonjour, mon amour - forgive my English, but I should like to spread you all over myself."

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

'Tasty bird.'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

'Hey, honey bun!'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'Tasty.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

"How nice. A truffle."

Stand back - while I whip something up

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

'We need more cake shows!'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"... Flirting with your boyfriend?... Oh, sorry dear. I thought he was the waiter."

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favourite feed.'

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'My compliments to mummy.'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.