Culinary Explorer With Constraints Gifts

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

What the Doctor Ordered

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

La Table

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Rump roast?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bermuda Triangles

"Vindaloo hot enough?"