Culinary Escapologist Gifts

In Case of Emergency: Pizza

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"You do like octopus?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Rump roast?"

Bermuda Triangles

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Hats and Food

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

The discovery of asparagus.

Benihana style of cooking.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'