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The Origin of Volcanic Eruptions.

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"You do like octopus?"

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Pi Ala Mode.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Children's Feast.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Rump roast?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'