Culinary Defense Mugs

Start their day with a smile — our culinary defense mugs combine humor and passion to keep spirits high during busy kitchen battles.

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Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant. mockup

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

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Soup of the month.

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'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?' mockup

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

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"I'll have the Investigator's Special." mockup

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

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"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

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"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!" mockup

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

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Garden.

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Too much cilantro

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"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!" mockup

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

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Holiday Supplies

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"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!" mockup

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

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I love Cannelloni

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'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?' mockup

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

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"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!" mockup

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

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Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,' mockup

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

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"Please don't kill me."

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Kiss the Commander in Chef

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Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.' mockup

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

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"Number 2. Step forward please."

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Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.' mockup

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

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'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...' mockup

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

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'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.' mockup

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

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"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!" mockup

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

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Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce" mockup

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

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Mayo-A-Mayo

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The perfect man

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"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

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