Culinary Crisis Solver Pillows

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

Bad for you but to die for

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Anti-inflammation recipes

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'My hero!'

CSI Fridays

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' 'So that's where it is.'

'Well that seems conclusive, a soft fabric chefs hat is no protection against a 5L can of beans...'

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

Secret Family Recipe for Disaster.

Good grief! What did we order?!

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

Man late home. Wife has left sign telling him his dinner is on a cook for yourself website.

"It's not like my wife or I can't cook...but we do have this pizza place on speed dial."

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'