Culinary Crisis Captain Prints

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Is that pancake ready yet?

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

'Well that seems conclusive, a soft fabric chefs hat is no protection against a 5L can of beans...'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' 'So that's where it is.'

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"Your dinner will be later than expected, but how much later depends on where you go for it."

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'

"I followed the recipe and this is where it led me."

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

Good grief! What did we order?!

Murphy's Slaw.

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

"Okay, let's eat."

'The Health and Safety guy doesn't look very happy...I hope we're not gonig to fail the inspection.'

'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!'

"I was looking at a food site, and I left the tab open overnight. Judging by the bugs, the food went bad."

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'