Culinary Comedic Genius Mugs

Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"States of tofu"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Soup of the month.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"That's it. We’re toast."

Chez Nous Menu

6 Brothers Falafel

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Night of the Latkes

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Cookbooks

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Ninja bread men"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"Would you like some wings?"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

It turns out they don't go together so well,