Culinary Circus Master Gifts

Annoying Dinner Guests Dining Soc.

Counting ribs

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

To do before Saturday...

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Litter Tray Training

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"What's your occupation?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

When clowns are hunting.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Clown Wife

'Send in the Clones.'