Culinary Circus Master Gifts

Annoying Dinner Guests Dining Soc.

Counting ribs

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Litter Tray Training

To do before Saturday...

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'Send in the Clones.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"What's your occupation?"

Clown Wife

When clowns are hunting.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Stepping on clown's shoe...